I am loading the dishwasher. I am trying to fit a large saucepan into an impossibly small slot. Ashamed of my misjudgement, I utter these words:
“Oh, you retard”.
“What’s a retart?” asks the 5 year old behind me. I am grateful she has misheard it.
“It’s a bad word, don’t say it”, I bark…
This is where I have spent the best part of last week :) ah-freaking-mazing!
Cuties!! (Taken with Instagram)
My kitty <3 (Taken with Instagram)